The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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