just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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