i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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