Pappa wants mamma naked
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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