Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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