He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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