i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You are a genius and a whore.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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