Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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