YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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