we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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