Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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