I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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