And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
