No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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