I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
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