I wish I only lived at night.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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