Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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