Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Randomize
