I'd wear matching sweaters with you
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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