butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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