I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i love accidental penises.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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