I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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