ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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