Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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