I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You pole danced in your parka.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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