Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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