Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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