He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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