Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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