Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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