Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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