i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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