wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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