Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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