i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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