Me. At least after what I've been through.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
