You're my little dorito
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Life is so much better after having sex.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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