I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Randomize
