I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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