Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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