I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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