my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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