is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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