Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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