You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm jealous of your bromance
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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