It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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