suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
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