Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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