Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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