I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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