it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
