he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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