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(313): View more from Michigan

Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Its not alright that i make out with a manican.

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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(916): View more from California

Michael Bay diarrhea

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(914): View more from New York

fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode

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