How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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